A Day In London Regent Park: The Tale Of Ambriggins and The Random Fly

the two bitches

It all started with Two wall owl's Amber had mysteriously coverted that day for her own random pleasure, Randomly perched on the head board they had been born into the randomness of that day and had no idea what befolded them.........




later that day...................

they made her cry

The say there all day as amber burst into the room and cried, scott had told her to meet her at the park instead of their usual 'meet at bus stop, off to town, get a BURGER KING, MACDONALDS, KFC AND EVEN GREGS along the way.
This made her very sad indeed.

ruffle through the bag of tricks

time for the cream of protection from randy old men

 After a long shop with her pal scott, a rest in regent park was in order, looking for the sun cream was on the agenda for the next hour, past all the make up, snickers bars and knitting kits, it would take that long! believe me!









The cream was found and already on the legs with one dollop, on the bottle,' protection from the dangerous sun rays and peering old men who want to cop a field' hmm must make the legs grotesque or something????

her teeth clean was later that day

Amber was so happy she actually managed to put the cream on with no flaws or aggro from her bad back or hairy razor sharp hairs growing effortlessly on both leg!

the river island bag (2011 morning-2011 later that day) dead by ambers head

 

hey fly!

After which a well deserved rest was definately in order, shopping and putting cream on was too much to bear in the heat, she'd passed out for the day. Snored pretty loud too, the people around us thought I was being held there against my will by a ferocious, KILLER LIKE, manical.........Tramp... sadly.





.....And while amber was passed out and people around us got up and left because of the strong, aggression from her snores.......

This guy! Meet lucifer the fly! Shat on my favorite shoe and flew off into the daylight like the little shit ridden vermin it was!